Squeel Yeah!

I would get Joffrey an electric guitar and lessons from Metallica as he needs to channel his blistering fury into something less psychopathic.

—Isaac Hempstead-Wright solving all problems (via moedea)

(via tonystaarks)

You go to a costume party as a superhero, not your own, who would it be? [x]

(Source: kingruffalo, via tonystaarks)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via tonystaarks)

doctorwho:

Happy belated birthday to our favorite Canton Everett Delaware III!

Sorry we’re a day late. We tried to watch every awesome series that you’ve been in, and failed miserably. There’s just not enough time in our lives the day.

Here’s hoping you continue to invade our fandoms for many more years to come.

(Source: malodevigny)

Fanfiction.net:

  • Chances of finding fanfic 100%
  • Chances of finding a good fanfic .0001%
  • Chances of finding a fanfic with good plot 46%
  • Chances of finding a grammatically correct fanfic with good plot .38%
  • Chances of being scarred for life 949,394,932%

(Source: agent-bartowski, via tonystaarks)

  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.